No one wants to do the Amazing Race with me. Not even my own mother.
Today I asked Shayna if she'd do it with me, but she refused. Although she did agree to making a web series about an amazing race through Chicago.
Maybe I'll find an Amazing Race partner through Craigslist. You can find anything that way!
Two complete strangers trying to win a race around the world together... that's interesting, right? Don't steal that, TV execs! I'll come after you!
JUST TO CLARIFY...
the reason I can't get a partner for the Amazing Race is through no fault of my own. It's just that my mom would rather go with her sister, and Abby promised to go with her brother. And Shayna... well, she has no interest in racing around the world and being required to do scary obstacles.
My brother said he'd go with me, but I'd probably end up killing him.
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