Wednesday, October 15, 2008

My friend doesn't like you. I don't like you!

Don't tell him, but today I miss my brother.
I was just thinking about stupid things he used to do (maybe still does). Like accidentally using silverware from the dishwasher before it had been run, or all the forks we were missing because he kept accidentally throwing them away. Or like all the times he used to yell at me for being stupid. I WAS stupid! I was provoking him. Usually by picking a fight over him taking "my spot" on the couch which always ended in sudden, angry wrasslin' matches that I'd always win because I was bigger and heavier than him. Then he'd tell me that I was stupid and fat.
I miss those days. He can totally take me out now.

I accidentally took a nap this afternoon. I'm pretty sure I was dreaming about genetics.

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